Marriage Bloopers on shaadi.com ,,,.,

The sub urban and hamlet wannabe grooms and brides take the hilarious route on the English language to explain their requirement ... ( adapted from wowmails by Broken arrow )

Go ahead laugh your way ............


Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a goodeducation but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~ (Truly yours)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
What Homework???

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of myluck. now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house butwhile steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell...)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REALMESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this hewould be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants) Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of 'ok'. The person is Suffering from 'Ok-syndrome')


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married
(somebody please explain how to get married completely'?) ( Confused ????? )


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(Height of desperation!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments) (Plz for gods sake ask somebody's help in framing sentence )

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect thegood minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ....
(but credit cards not accepted..???) (Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit's??????? Is there anything like that.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
Zebra..???(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps/serials but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye.
(uttama purushan)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he willget one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

In defence of RITA BAHUGUNA JOSHI ...

Imagine someone feeling proud being backward !!!

But this is India and we are an Independent country arent we ? Other day some guy in Bangalore released a press statment insisting that they ( Sadar Hindus ) are the MOST BACKWARDS and not the Sadar Lingayats who also are hitting the tahsildars offices in droves to get that coveted certificate proclaming them as "Backwards". He goes on to say that his ancestors were "coolies" then and he and his brethren will continue to remain coolies !

Remember that many of these so called "backward wallas " own palatial bungalows or have their wards in a couple of lacks per year tuition fee running boarding schools .

Backwards ? These ? Pah .. disgusting .... This is the result of the continued appeasing of the Dalits and Backwards by the Congress and other "backward" political parties who have been raping the intelligent at a huge cost to the nation.

Their is no limit to the sychopancy among our Indian backwards .

Now who is Mayavati to slam Rita Bahuguna ? Mayavati is a Hypocrite to the core. Not only she uses the crowds who have no brains but heads to the hilt but she has put the nations progress on the backburner by halting progress in all form.

People are arrested , tortured , put behind bars at the slightest sign of dissension . Is this democracy ?

Rita Bahuguna Joshi was speaking analogically when she was giving a speech on Rape victims in UP and used Mayavatis illogical trip on a chopper to dole the tax payers money as her own to the hapless victims. Rita is innocent victim of the abuse of the SC / ST law .

Getting arrested a hapless victim under the arbitarary SC / ST act ( which is full of loopholes ) is the easiest way of ensuring his collapse.

Any tom dick and harry uses the law to further the abuse and harras god fearing citizens in doing their duty.

Its high time we stood for the good among us and pull back the Mayavatis of India unless it is too late ...!

ABBAS BHAI INJURY !!!

The Tarun Bharat journalist Mr. Abbas Bhai was involved in an accident on 7,th July near Sarvodya Circle.

Many have different versions of the issue. Lets hear some of them...

* SHIVAKUMAR ( Suvarna TV correspondent ) " Abbas was driving recklessly while talking on the mobile phone and rammed his bike with an oncoming elder persons moped"

* DINESH . Shetty ( Magnum Intergrafiks Manager ) " He was rushing from home to play carrom with Rashid Bhai at Metropolice Hotel when he lost balance on the bike and fell in a ditch"

In my opinion what exactly happened was that recently his wife has misplaced / lost one piece of gold earring and was she was upset about the same . Now Abbas was wondering what to do and was brooding about the issue when he collided with the gentleman on a bike who was just a happless victim .

Now he is recovering courtesy Dr. Sachin Revankar who immediately treated Abbas without taking any fees and even offered him a shoulder sling to carry his injured arm to show all.

Off course now Abbas can carry on coming to the Badmington court at 8.30 pm and enjoy the gossip and gripe of the day with the likes of him and go back home without sweating a drop.

Great Accident that was !!!

AMTOYA WEDS SMITA

Here,s wishing my cousin Amit ( Amtoya ) on his matrimony with Soumyasmita of Orissa .

Wishing both of them a long innings ahead.